The grass is always greener....

I have to admit. There are days that I am sooooo jealous of my child-less friends. I mean, what do they do with all of their time and money? And I would be lying out of my ass if I said I didn't want to slap them (most of the time - I'm not a bad person) if they complain about how tired and/or busy they are. I mean, really, you get to leave work at the end of the day and if you wanted to lay on the couch all night. If you wanted to go out to dinner (without paying for a babysitter), you could. Heck, if you wanted to spend the entire night at the mall (to buy clothes for your non-child bearing body) you could. But then it got me to thinking about all of the things they don't get to do.

* We don't get to sleep in on the weekends.....
......but they don't get to wake up to a little voice yelling Mommmmyyyyy

* We don't get to take long beach vacations......
......but they don't get to see how cool a zoo really is after all these years.

* We don't get to go to all of the get togethers that we are invited to......
.....but they don't have the excuse of all excuses to stay home when we DON'T want to go. (No one wants to be around a baby with runny diapers or or who is cranky and teething, right)? ;)

* We don't get to watch what we want to watch on tv most of the time....
.......but they don't know how much fun it is to dance around the living room to the Bubble Guppies theme song.

* We don't get to spend long summer days laying in the sun......
......but they don't get to see how exciting it is to see the holidays through the eyes of your babies.

* We don't get to live in spotless houses.....
......but they don't get to have cute sticky hands waving in the air to pick them up.

* We don't get peace and quiet....well....ever.....
......but they don't get to hear some of the most random, hilarious things that come out of the mouth of a preschooler.

Note to self....I need to bookmark this post so the next time I want to pull my hair out, cry, and/or shut myself in a closet for a few minutes, I need to read this. What do you know, it's Friday night....I'm sure I will have at least 30-40 of those moments between now and Monday morning. :-)

An update on my crazy kids!

When I wrote the last post I said I would make a point to get on here more....and then of course our internet was down for about three weeks. I have some material saved up so here we go!

First up....

Parker Quotes!
I wanted to start out with a few Parker quotes. This little boy seriously cracks me up!

Quote #1
(Pulling a tampon out of the center counsel in my car).
Parker: What is this?
Me: (Walking away) I don't know.
Parker: Do you put it up your butt?

Quote #2
Parker: What kind of bed is this?
Me: What do you mean?
Parker: Is it s sleep number bed?

Quote #3
Parker: Meika is my friend. She is in my class
Me: Is she your girlfriend?
Parker: No, YOU'RE my girlfriend!

A Diaper Free Home?!
And now onto Miss Camdyn. Or should we say drama queen. Good Lord we are screwed when this girl becomes a teenager. Are 19 month olds supposed to scowl? I don't think so...but this one does. I mean, she actually GLARES! But I digress. :)

We are starting to dabble in potty training. Not full force by any means but she is very interested. She will sit on the little potty with the biggest smile and swing her legs. It's so cute! She is very good about telling me when she needs a new diaper. In fact, her first sentance was "I pooped!" So we'll see. Maybe it will be a couple of years yet..but maybe it will be a few months! Wow, a diaper and wipe free home. I can't even remember. I may have to celebrate the occasion with a trip to the Coach Outlet. I mean, I WILL have plenty of money to spare.

Mother Goose Update!
This week is the third full week of Mother Goose and we marked a great milestone this week! Camdyn doesn't cry in the morning! Well, she does once she is handed over to Miss Courtney but she doesn't cry when she walks in the room any more. So we are making progress! I can tell a big difference since she has been going there. She seems to be able to verbalize her wants and needs so much more in just a matter of a couple of weeks! Parker still LOVES it! He has made some friends - Mitchell, Griffin and Will. It makes me so happy that he has has chosen actual friends! They have been very busy with field trips and their first service trip yesterday. I love that he gets to go out do fun stuff! So far his field trips have included story time at Barnes and Nobel, a trip to Texas Roadhouse, weekly free movies at Collins Road Theater and weekly splash days at Jacolyn Park. Yesterday they went to Heritage Nursing Home and visited some of the residents. I'm not sure exactly what they did but Parker said the people there were really really old. :)

Well, I think that is enough of an update for now. I'm really going to try to update this more....it's much easier than updating a couple of baby books. :)